"Despicable. Without redeeming features":
New York Preview of Books "Fred be discriminate!":
Al Sharpton "Fred--that ugh!man--is the ideological
equivalent of the Hillside Strangler": The American Feminist
"Fred deserves his own entry in the DSM V": Psychology
Today
Or, for a book whose purchase
will probably get you on Homeland Security's no-fly list, click here
and those scoundrels at Amazon will send it to you in a plain brown
wrapper marked "Sex Books" to protect your reputation. Sordid
wit, literary grunge, nothing a civilized person would read. But you
came to this site, didn't you? Ha. Gotcha.
Note:
If emailing, do not remove the slashes that appear in the subject
line as otherwise, to avoid spam, your email will be heartlessly auto-deleted.
Other
Note: I try to read all letters, but simply cannot
respond to hundreds of emails. Neither rudeness nor delusional self-importance
is involved. Just can't do it. My apologies.
See?
You are not alone.
Which
may or may not be a good thing. At any rate, there are other twisted,
brain-fried wackos out there who have too much time on their hands
and read this stuff, probably while cleaning their guns. But don't
worry. This site wraps its IP packets in plain brown envelopes marked
"Kinky Books" so your neighbors won't know. Anyway, to the
extent that counters mean any thing, which isn't much of an extent,
this sucker gives the number of columns read, not counting subscribers,
since Monday, October 8, 2002. Whoopee-do. More or less.
Nekkid
in Austin
Buy Fred's reprehensible
book, Nekkid In Austin! Amazon has the beast. Another collection of
outrages, irresponsible ravings, and curmudgeonry from Fred On Everything
and some innocent magazines that foolishly published him. Put Fred Reed
in the search at thingy at Amazon and the book will pop up like mushrooms
on a decaying stump. Tell everyone you came to the site by mistake while
searching for articles on cannibalism. Your childhood made you do it.
We're all victims nowadays.
The Great
Possum-Squashing and Beer Storm of 1962
Stock up. Christmas will
eventually come again, if it isn't outlawed.Possum-Squashingis a better present than an ugly tie. At least as good anyway.
