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	New! For August 8, 2004
	Clueless In Baghdad
	This week's diseased ranting! Guaranteed reprehensible.
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	246 In Praise Of Mexicanas 245 Loyalty To What? 244 Emily On The Rocks 243 On Esca ping Democracy 242 Cave Diving 241 Why Fred Be Slow 240 Crimes of Israel 239 Ilsa Koch Gets Kotched 238 The Underclass 237 The Media As Grey Sludge 236 Democracy Explodes Over Iraq 235 The Feminization Of America 234 Nowhere To Hide 233 Governmental Uselessness 232 Lockstep Thinking On Evolution 231 On Gay Marriage 230 Uppity White Male 229 Anybody Seen America? 228 Grotesque Self-Promotion 227 Faking Democracy 226 Criminality At NASA 225 The Decline Of English 224 Peddling Ourselves To Death 223 Green Kid Loose In America 222 Crime South Of The Rio Bravo 221 Maybe We Ain’t Bin Ladened 220 Loose in Bangkok 219 Scamming Blacks 218 Uncle Hant And The Law 217 Universities And Athletes Foot 216 Fooling Around In Laos 215 Fred For President 214 Istanbul 213 The Mess in Potamia 212 Sunsets And Mosquito Hawks 211 Apple Pie And Psilocybin 210 More On Mexico 209 Questions Of Faith 208 Deserved Contempt 207 Instinct And Society 206 Our Lousy Airlines 205 Asians And American Research 204 Why Not To Get Married 203 The Surveillance State 202 The National SitCom 201 Hitching Ron And Sara 200 "Whiteness Studies" 199 Dwarf Tossing 198 The Uses Of Patriotism 197 Expatriating: A View 196 Golf And Feminism 195 Achieving Bovocracy 194 Grocery Rack Literature 193 France And War 192 Schooling And The Two Cultures 191 Dark Night In Mexico 190 Copyright And Police Powers 189 Grand Canyon 188 War On Autopilot 187 1953 186 Diving In St. Maarten 185 Playing Harvard's Organ 184 Essaying Empire 183 The Appeal Of War 182 Building Semi-Literates 181 The United States As International Mother-In-Law 180 What's A White Guy To Do? 179 Watering Jane Fonda 178 A Country Eating Itself 177 The Automaticity Of Resegregation 176 The Nature Of Net Journalism 175 The Supreme Court 173 Cathouse Journalism 172 The Suicide Of Marlboro Man 171 Partying In Mexico 170 Left And Right Together 169 Birthing The Ogpu 168 Dropping The Golden Gate 167 Horror And The Air Force 166 Night Train Back Then 165 A Sniper And National Character 164 Thoughts On A Soon Expatriation 163 Thoughts On Environmentalism 162 Smallpox For Everyone 161 Night Shift On Route 301 160 A Well-Regulated State 159 Bin Laden Day 158 Expatting We Will Go 157 Flogging The Kaboom 156 Steve Hatfill And Anthrax 155 How Stable Is America? 154 The Ascension Of Wunxputl 153 Military Reflections 152 Madison Avenue And Killer Slugs 151 Marx In Disguise 150 To Marry Or Not 149 Racial Condescension 148 A Subliminal War 147 Going Faster And Faster 146 Doing The DC Bob 145 Hillary Comes To Florida 144 The Legal System, If Any 143 Exploding At The Airport 142 Immigration And Ebola 141 Hant Explains Space Aliens 140 Women And Accountability 139 Race, Evolution, And Behavior 138 Cannibalism In The Ivy League 137 Outlawing Childhood 136 Nuking New York 135 Women In Combat 134 Queer Studies At Hahvud 133 Airline Security: We Aren't Serious 132 Posing In The Pluke Bucket 131 Whither The Military? 130 Violence And Plastic Soldiers 129 Approximating Democracy 128 Race And Basketball 127 The Attitudes Of Blacks 126 Abolishing Christmas 125 Pondering Web Journalism 124 Managing Us 123 The Plague Of Self-Esteem 122 A Conspiracy For Fred 121 Safened To Death 120 Sex Finally Explained 119 Reading About Afghanistan 118 More On The Death Of The Schools 117 Why White Men Prefer Asian Women 116 American Schools Go Crazy 115 In Favor Of Discourtesy 114 Hant On Policy. If Any. 113 Terrorism: Where Are We Going? 112 The Tide From The South 114 The Trade Center 113 Training Neutered Poodles 112 The Great California Custom-Mower Craze 111 Imposing Common Decency 110 Hant Explains Democracy 109 Reparations For Slavery, Yesss! 108 Storm Sewers And Bottle Rockets 107 China. Bring Your Umbrella. 106 Fred, Fount Of Bulimia 105 Adventuring With Octopus Woman 104 Heresy Regarding Integration 103 Conversations With Hant 102 Assault On The Churches 101 Fred, With Salsa 100 The Annual Paranoia Column 99 Draining The Federal Udder 98 Pondering The Underclass 97 Tag. The Horror. Oh, The Horror. 96 Looting In Cincinnati 95 Napster 94 A Codpiece For Hillary 93 Grade School Attacked By Laser 92 Diaper Rash In Academia 91 Getting Shod In Berkeley 90 Horror In The Suburbs 89 Black And Brown In America 88 Nekkid In Austin 87 The Further Decline Of The Military 86 Surveillance In Digital Times 85 Dueling With The Swamp Rat 84 Diapering Europe 83 Martin Luther King 82 The Canoe As Camel 81 Terror On The Playground 80 Getting Rid Of McKinley 79 The Man Beneath The Bed 78 Dodgeball And Violence 77 How Star Trek Turns Your Brains To Grits 76 Slavery, And Why It's My Fault 75 The Few, The Proud, The Slightly Loony 74 Pondering The National Farce 73 Rats, Dumps, And America 72 The Academic Encouragement Of Squalor For Other People 71 Mowgli And The Digital World Economy 70 Bossy And Aerodynamics 69 Sour Reflections On The New America 68 War, Reality, And Ditz-Bunnies 67 Pottifying The Navy 66 Movies For Giraffes 65 Why You Should Stay Out Of The Military 64 Keeping Sanchez In His Place 63 Why Jonny Cant Rede 62 The Decline Of Manners, And A Cure 61 Interracial Dating 60 Vaporizing Nearly Everywhere 59 The Schools Vs. Boys 58 The Brave New Web 57 Too Many Therapists 56 The Road To Racial Catastrophe 55 A President Crafted by Microsoft 54 Ruining Kids Downtown 53 Divorce: A Lawyer's View 52 Beer And Possums In The Autumn 51 The Barbarians Within The Gates 50 Darwin Elucidated 49 Letter From A Dead Racist 48 Gelded Men And Sexless Women 47 Miracles, If Any 46 The Press, Lemmings, And White Wine 45 David Duke As Black Leader 44 Harassing General Claudia 43 Blacks And The Confederate Flag 42 Multiculturalism: The Continuing Tantrum 41 In Search Of The Wino Vote 40 Lying About Women In The Military 39 Reparations For Blacks: Why? 38 The Loss Of Freedom In An Age Of Comfort 37 Divorce: A Male Perspective 36 Feminists As Mutant Frumps 35 The Universities As Sandbox 34 Blacks And Opportunity 33 Godzilla, Mothra, And Other American Art 32 Men, Women, and Mathematics 31 The Time I Wasn't In Playboy 30 Gun Control: Gimme A Break 29 Marry Virtually Anything 28 Should Voting Be A Felony? 27 Illegitimacy As An Urban Hobby 26 Americana: On The Road In 1969 25 The Gummint's Watching, Sort Of 24 Geeks, Dweebs, and Grief Therapy 23 The World Wide Web As Journalistic Apocalypse 22 Pistons, Teen-agers, and Ultimate Meaning 21 Swedenborg Comes To Matamoscas 20 Are White Males Gods? 19 The Hispanification of America 18 Bat Cagle Comes To Washington 17 The Virtues of Bars 16 Women In The Military II: Letters 15 Racial Profiling, If Any, And The Cops 14 The Marine Corps As Psychotherapy 13 Journalism As A Character Defect 12 Against Marriage (Think About A Collie) 11 Americana: Elvis Seen In UFO 10 Let's Fondle Boy Scouts! 9 Women In the Infantry 8 Why Is John Kennedy Special? 7 The Black Underclass: What now? 6 Gender Wars 5 Elegance in a Biker Bar 4 Affirmative Action 3 A Codpiece For Clinton 2 Blacks and Intelligence 1 Feminist Tarantulas